reads the six bestselling books in order to incapacitate itself for

thinking." Then, his wrath gathering emphasis as he went on: "The

longer I live the plainer I see Shakespeare was right--what

fools these mortals be, and all that. There's that Haggage

woman--speech-making through the country like a hiatused politician.

It may be philanthropic, but it ain't ladylike--no, begad! What has

she got to do with Juvenile Courts and child-labour in the South, I'd

like to know? Why ain't she at home attending to that crippled boy

of hers--poor little beggar!--instead of flaunting through America

meddling with other folk's children?"