mattress and a doctor and--ah--the exercise of a little common-sense.

The gentleman is--er--let us hope, in no immediate danger."

"How dare you suggest such a thing, sir?" thundered Petheridge

Jukesbury. "Didn't you see that poor girl's face? I tell you I'll be

damned if he dies, sir!"

And I fancy the recording angel heard him, and against a list of wordy

cheats registered that oath to his credit.

It was Petheridge Jukesbury, then, who stalked into Mrs. Haggage's

apartments and appropriated her mattress as the first at hand, and

afterward waddled through the gardens bearing it on his fat shoulders,