Colonel, fervently. "They tried to lend me money--wouldn't hear of

my not taking it! In case of necessity.' Bah!" said the Colonel, and

shook his fist after the retreating carriages. "May they be qualified

with such and such adjectives!"

How happily she laughed! "And you're swearing at them!" she pouted.

"Oh, my dear, my dear, how hard you are on all my little friends!"

"Of course I am," said the Colonel, stoutly. "They've deprived me of

the pleasure of despising 'em. It was worth double the money, I tell

you! I never objected to any men quite so much. And now they've gone

and behaved decently with the deliberate purpose of annoying me! Oh!"