“Disputes never arise, and if they did we would both ‘give in,’ whatever that expression means.”
“If not your wills, do not your wishes or inclinations sometimes oppose each other?”
“Why, no,” Thorwald answered quickly. “It is impossible, and for this reason: each one of us is so intent on trying to please the other that we are saved from all temptation to selfishness, which is the root and source of all differences.”
While I was considering what next to ask, the doctor broke in with:
“I think my companion will be obliged to discontinue his questions and accept the truth that here we have found an ideal household, where husband and wife are in reality equal. Let me ask if the women, all over this happy world, are treated with as much consideration as in the case before us.”
“Why, what a funny question,” exclaimed Zenith, before Thorwald could speak. “Why don’t you ask if, all over this happy world, we treat our men with consideration and respect? But, to save you the trouble of asking, I will say that, all over this happy world, a man is held in as high esteem and is as tenderly cared for as a woman, every bit. Your words, Doctor, remind me that I have several times wanted to speak to you about a certain manner which you and your friend have exhibited toward me. No one could accuse you of disrespect to Thorwald; indeed, I think your carriage toward him is excellent, but with me you seem to be a little strained, and your manner is a trifle effusive. Pardon me for the criticism. I know your action is well meant, although it is something I am not accustomed to.”
“I suppose,” said the doctor, “you refer to our feeble and, it appears, stupid efforts to be polite.”
“Oh, then I ought to feel complimented instead of finding fault with you. But why should you wish to be more respectful to me than to Thorwald? He is more worthy your regard than I am, and has as many rights in this house as I have, exactly.”
“We have been taught to pay an extra deference to women,” answered the doctor.
“Why?” asked Zenith. “Because they are superior beings?”