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DICK RELATES A FAMILY LEGEND.
"Dick," said the Senator, as they rolled over the road, "spin a yarn to beguile the time."
Dick looked modest.
The rest added their entreaties.
"Oh, well," said Dick, "since you're so very urgent it would be unbecoming to refuse. A story? Well, what? I will tell you about my maternal grandfather.
"My maternal grandfather, then, was once out in Hong Kong, and had saved up a little money. As the climate did not agree with him he thought he would come home; and at length an American ship touched there, on board of which he went, and he saw a man in the galley; so my grandfather stepped up to him and asked him:
"'Are you the mate?'
"'No. I'm the man that boils the _mate_,' said the other, who was also an Irishman.