Of all the things under the sun,

Hurrah! there is nothing like _Leather_!

[_Extra Chorus, descriptive of a Cobbler hammering on his Lapstone_.]

"Then Rub a dub, dub!

Rub a dub, dub!

Rub a dub, dub!!! say we!

II.

"War is a wonderful science,

Mars was its patron, I'm told,

How did he used to accoutre