The Stilled Patter

By JAMES E. GUNN

Illustrated by STALLMAN

The age-old battle of the sexes
may yet be the deadliest of all!

[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
Infinity Science Fiction, June 1956.
Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]



George Washington was the father of his country.

I am not George Washington. My name is Andrew Jones, and it is because of me there will be no more Joneses in the world. There will be, in fact, no more anybody.