"Or do his shirt, or do his dobacco, or do his coat, or do anyding else."
"Well, I don't go as far as that. A man has a right to his clothes, and maybe to a horse, or a cow, but he has no right to all the land in creation. The law gives a right to a cow as ag'in' execution."
"Und doesn't der law gif a right to der landt, too? You must not depend on der law, if you might succeed."
"We like to get as much law as we can on our side. Americans like law: now, you'll read in all the books—our books, I mean, them that's printed here—that the Americans be the most lawful people on airth, and that they'll do more for the law than any other folks known!"
"Vell, dat isn't vhat dey says of der Americans in Europe; nein, nein, dey might not say dat."
"Why, don't you think it is so? Don't you think this the greatest country on airth, and the most lawful?"
"Vell, I don'ts know. Das coontry ist das coontry, und it ist vhat it ist, you might see."
"Yes; I thought you would be of my way of thinking, when we got to understand each other." Nothing is easier than to mislead an American on the estimate foreigners place on them: in this respect they are the most deluded people living, though, in other matters, certainly among the shrewdest. "That's the way with acquaintances, at first; they don't always understand one another: and then you talk a little thick, like. But now, friend, I'll come to the p'int—but first swear you'll not betray me."
"Ja, ja—I oonderstandst; I most schwear I won't bedray you: das ist goot."
"But, hold up your hand. Stop; of what religion be you?"