“Mademoiselle from Chamonix,

An Alpine maid with a bag full of tricks.”

“Mademoiselle from Armentières,

She hadn’t been loved for fifteen years.”

“Mademoiselle from Neufchâtel

A chest like a barn, a leg like a bell.”

“Mademoiselle from S.O.S.

A bottle of wine and she says ‘Yes.’”

“Mademoiselle from Monte Carlo—

Out the window you must go!”