Donnez moi, chère, ici

Une baiser toute de suite!

Et si vous jig-a-jig avec moi ce soir—

Ou la la, chère!”

And when Ben bellowed in French, he slid over or mispronounced all the words he didn’t know and emphasized with a roar such unmistakable things as “jig-a-jig” and “toute de suite.” His music was atrocious!

He had picked up another ballad that’s crude but rather cute:

Sacré nom de nom de nom!

La mademoiselle she wouldn’t come—

He offered her francs, he offered her rum—

But mademoiselle she wouldn’t come.