"You look downcast, my lad," said Kirkton to me.

"Ay," added the corporal; "what is the matter? have you done aught that is likely to make you seek a healthier atmosphere?"

"Don't jibe the poor fellow, Jack," said the other on perceiving a flush of annoyance cross my face.

"Is love at the bottom of it?"

"See how he reddens—of course it is."

"You mistake," said I, with a bitter sigh; "my funds are at zero."

"Is that all?" observed the corporal, laughing; "mine have been so many times, for Fortune is a fickle wench; but, egad! the dice-box, a little prize money, a present from a pretty woman, or something else, always made the silver rise again to blood heat. Well—and so your purse is empty?"

"As you see—there is but a shilling in it."

"When mine was thus, I took another in the king's name, and then I had two—by that stroke I exactly doubled my fortune. What is your profession?"

"I have none."