All flesh is grass: all paper's rags,
(So it is said by wicked wags.)
But I would like to pass along
Among th' epistolary throng.
Till I reach the town of Kent
Nor to a paper mill be sent.
And come to an untimely end.
Before I find my writer's friend;
Whose name is Putnam, or Sam Put.
In the old State Connecticut.

This is going to my tailor.
A trust-worthy man is he;
Like a clock, for ever ticking.
He keeps his account with me.
To send my bill I here request him
For the br—ches he has made:
Thanks to good old uncle Samuel.
He must send it on pre-paid.

(The address was in prose.)


When you C this letter.
You'd better letter B.
For it is going over
Unto Tom McG.
In the town of Dover.
State of Tennessee.

Address on a Valentine:

Mr. Post Master, keep this well,
for every line is going to tell
how much I love my Bill Martell.
Syracuse, N. Y.