COPYRIGHT, 1917, BY
CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS


Published September, 1917


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THIS BOOK
OF SPLEEN AND GOSSIP IS INSCRIBED
TO MY FRIEND
EDWARD ZIEGLER

“Come! let us lay a crazy lance in rest
And tilt at windmills under a wild sky.”