A MATTER OF TASTE.

He married her because she didn’t swagger like a man,
Nor did she stand with feet apart, toes in,
She wasn’t a “good fellow,” thickly coated with a tan—
She was merely lovely, really feminine!

STRONGER THAN MERE LOVE.

The bond is a strong one that couples this pair,
A case in which Jill found her Jack,
This strong binding tie is the joy they both share,
In ripping their friends up the back!