INEVITABLE.

This happy young bride is a girl we all know,
Who swore that she never would wed,
When she’d been out of school a fortnight or so
She accepted misogynist Ned!

THEY WILL DO IT!

Both poor as Job’s turkey and not overstrong—
Hold a three dollar job the man couldn’t—
We are forced to conclude that they married because
There was every good reason they shouldn’t!