Young Twentyperr looked carefully before a wife he took,
His wife would have to know a thing or two,
He wanted to be certain that his spouse knew how to cook
The way his mother didn’t use to do!
IT’S ONLY TOO TRUE.
“That woman married!” I hear you exclaim,
Your knowledge of people is small,
There is always some chump who will whisper “Je T’aime!”
While real peaches are left by the wall!
