LABOR SAVING.
When his wife died he married her sister,
A practical man was McGraw,
“In this way,” he said, “I’ve no trouble
To break in a new mother-in-law.”
MATTER OF FACT.
Bert had known Gladys from childhood,
From the day of the doll and mud-pie,
When the time came of course they got married,
As one puts on one’s coat or one’s tie!