SHE KEPT HER WORD.
Maud hung onto straps in the Subway and “L,”
No man ever said “Take my seat!”
She swore that she’d marry the first one who did—
The next day her husband did meet!
SKIDDOO!
When your wife jams her hat on and packs up her bag
And says “I shall go back to mother!”
If you sniff she will say, “Just for that I will stay!”
One excuse is as good as another.