"I suppose the whole neighborhood knows all my family secrets."
"Pretty near," laughed Mrs. Cassidy.
"Well, there's one thing you didn't know."
"What's that?"
"About my newspaper."
"What about it?"
"What paper do you take?"
Mrs. Cassidy mentioned a daily penny paper.
"Let's see," said Joe, "that's eleven cents a week, isn't it? Will you spend two cents more, and take The Nine-Tenths?"
"Yours?"