When they’re all jogglin’ by,—

“You look like this,”

He’ll say, an’ twis’

His mouth an’ squint his eye

An’ ’tend-like he wuz beat the bass

Drum at both ends—an’ toots an’ blares

Ole dinner-horn an’ puffs his face—

The Little Mock-man on the Stairs!

The Little Mock-man on the Stairs

Mocks all the peoples all he cares