He mocks his Pa, an’ specs he wears;
He mocks the man ’at picks the pears
An’ plums an’ peaches on the shares;
He mocks the monkeys an’ the bears
On picture-bills, an’ rips an’ tears
’Em down,—an’ mocks ist all he cares,
An’ ever’body ever’wheres!
He mocks his Pa, an’ specs he wears;
He mocks the man ’at picks the pears
An’ plums an’ peaches on the shares;
He mocks the monkeys an’ the bears
On picture-bills, an’ rips an’ tears
’Em down,—an’ mocks ist all he cares,
An’ ever’body ever’wheres!