Characters
| Popgun | Maria |
| Charles | Pistolletta |
| Postilion | Hostess |
| Chorus of ploughboys | Cook |
| and | and |
| Strephon | Chloe |
SCENE—AN INN
Enter Hostess, Charles, Maria, and Cook.
Hostess to Maria
If the gentry in the Lion should want beds, shew them number 9.
Maria
Yes Mistress.—exit Maria
Hostess to Cook
If their Honours in the Moon ask for the bill of fare, give it them.
Cook
I will, I will. exit Cook.
Hostess to Charles
If their Ladyships in the Sun ring their Bell—answer it.
Charles
Yes Madam. exeunt Severally.