That something you have got to let him know;—

To come, no doubt, the rascal won't be slow;

Amuse him then with converse most absurd,

But of the EAR remember,—not a word;

That's finished now, and nothing can require;

You'll carefully perform what I desire.

Poor innocent! the point she nicely hit;

Fear oft gives simpletons a sort of wit.

THE arch gallant arrived; the husband came

Ascended to the room where sat his dame;