Well, I am safe, said he, my wife is chaste,

Though on myself it wholly could depend;

But from it what have I to apprehend?

Make room, good folks, who leafless branches wear;

If you desire those honours I should share.

Thus Damon spoke, and to his precious wife

A curious sermon preached, it seems, on life.

IF cuckoldom, my friends, such torments give;

'Tis better far 'mong savages to live!

LEST worse should happen, Damon settled spies,