Was airy, buxom: formed for am'rous fight.

Hans, holding jeers and cuckoldom in dread,

Would have his precious rib with caution tread,

And nothing but the Bible e'er peruse;

All other books he daily would abuse;

Blamed secret visits; frowned at loose attire;

And censured ev'ry thing gallants admire.

The dame, howe'er, was deaf to all he said;

No preaching pleased but what to pleasure led,

Which made the aged husband hold his tongue.