A closet entered, mightily distressed;

To get away 'twere folly to have tried;

The husband came, the roast he quickly spied;

With pigeons too, in diff'rent fashions cooked;

Why, hey! said he, as round about he looked:

What guests have you that supper you prepare?

The wife replied: two neighbours taste our fare:

Sweet Alice, and good Simonetta, mean

To-night, at table with us to be seen;

I'm quite rejoiced to think that you are here: