Why, how is this, cried he, did you forget,

That for this carpet I had gone away?

When spread, how nicely on it we might play!

You'd soon to woman change the silly maid;

Come, let's return, and not the bliss evade;

No fear of dirt nor spoiling of your dress;

And then my love I fully will express.

NOT so, replied the disappointed dame,

We'll put it off:—perhaps 'twould hurt your frame

Your health I value, and I would advise,