The lawyer tottered much for want of light.

At length she ope'd a door, and pushed the sage,

Where most unpleasantly he must engage,

Though doubtless ev'ry way his proper place:—

The school where he was used the LAWS to trace!

O'ercome with shame, confusion, and surprise,

He nearly fainted, vain 'twere to disguise.

THE circumstances ran throughout the town;

Each student then was waiting in his gown;

Enough, no doubt, his fortunes to destroy;