No tail, said he, I'll have: there'll be a scar;

You put it on too low; but vain his cries,

The husband's diligence would not suffice,

For, spite of ev'ry effort, much was done,

And John completely his career had run,

If Peter had not pulled the rector's gown,

Who hastily replied, thou ninny, clown;

Did I not tell thee silence to observe,

And not a footstep from thy station swerve?

The whole is spoiled, insufferable elf!