Albert
Please tell him to employ himself in aiding me today.
Worthy
And what can he do for you? Speak!
Albert He deigned, earlier, to inform me of his medical knowledge. He has a thousand secret cures for many illnesses. Perhaps, he has one for weak-mindedness?
Scratch Yes, yes, I have more than one—of those salutary effects. But you treated me in a manner, rather—
Albert
Ah, sir—
Scratch
To refuse to give a chap the time of day—
Albert
Forgive my error.
Scratch
Nowhere in my life did anyone ever treat me so—not even in Barbary.
Albert (piteously) Oh, can you see a thing, so charming, put an end to her days, without giving aid? (to Worthy) Sir, speak for me.
Worthy Scratch, I beg you, try to cure the evil this pretty lady is suffering from.