“Lend me a little corn!”—Absurd!

Of course she will not hear a word;

Thou wilt not win, for all thy pain,

From bulging sacks a single grain.

“Be off and scrape the binns!” she cries:

“Who sang in June, in winter dies.”

Thus doth the ancient tail impart

Fit moral for a miser’s heart;

Bids him all charity forget

And draw his purse-strings tighter yet.