"I was so baptised, my lady, and an uncommon awk'ard name I've found it."
"Nay, 'tis a quaint name and suits you. If you have any children——"
"Chil——!" The Sergeant gasped.
"They should be called James and John, of course! So the poor Major passed a sleepless night, did he, Sergeant?"
"O!" said the Sergeant, staring, "Did he, mam?"
"Well, hasn't he?"
"Not as I know of, my lady."
"And when will he come home?"
"Home?" repeated the Sergeant, scratching his wig, "Why, mam, he has, I mean he hasn't, him not having been out, d'ye see."
"He must be a great trial and worry to live with, Sergeant?"