“No matter, Bob. Hot water!”

“Here, sir.”

“Then have at me, Robert—proceed!”

“Im-mediate, sir!”

And Sir John’s toilet commenced forthwith; during which nice business they conversed as follows:

Sir John: Any news, Bob?

Robert: Nothing to mention, sir ... though I did ’appen to hear that five soldiers and two o’ the coastguard are reported wounded, sir.

Sir John: Nothing serious, I hope?

Robert: We hope not, sir.