“What of, pray?”

“Yourself.”

“Why?”

“Heavens, child! Just because you are a woman and possess a mind feminine, which is the wonder of wonders since ’tis beyond the understanding of man or woman. As saith the song:

‘The mind of a woman can never be known,

You never can tell it aright.

Shall I tell you the reason?—She knows not her own,

It changes so often ere night.

’Twould puzzle Apollo

Her whimsies to follow,