"Oh, sir, indifferent well, I thank you.

"'All in the merry month of May
When green buds they were swellin',
Young Jemmy Grove on his death-bed lay,
For love of Barbara Allen.'

"Are you so—miserable, Peter?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Because you sigh, and sigh, like—poor Jemmy Grove in the song."

"He was a fool!" said I.

"For sighing, Peter?"

"For dying."

"I suppose no philosopher could ever be so—foolish, Peter?"

"No," said I; "certainly not!"