At eight o'clock precisely Mrs. Peedles arrived—as Flora MacDonald, in green velvet jacket and twelve to fifteen inches of plaid stocking. As a topic fitting the occasion we discussed the absent Mr. Peedles and the subject of deserted wives in general.
“A fine-looking man,” allowed Mrs. Peedles, “but weak—weak as water.”
The Signora agreed that unfortunately there did exist such men: 'twas pitiful but true.
“My dear,” continued Mrs. Peedles, “she wasn't even a lady.”
The Signora expressed astonishment at the deterioration in Mr. Peedles' taste thus implied.
“I won't go so far as to say we never had a difference,” continued Mrs. Peedles, whose object appeared to be an impartial statement of the whole case. “There may have been incompatability of temperament, as they say. Myself, I have always been of a playful disposition—frivolous, some might call me.”
The Signora protested; the O'Kelly declined to listen to such aspersion on her character even from Mrs. Peedles herself.
Mrs. Peedles, thus corrected, allowed that maybe frivolous was too sweeping an accusation: say sportive.
“But a good wife to him I always was,” asserted Mrs. Peedles, with a fine sense of justice; “never flighty, like some of them. I challenge any one to accuse me of having been flighty.”
We felt we should not believe any one who did, and told her so.