TED MORRIS.
You're rather young to know so much. Aren't you afraid of overdoing it, and injuring yourself?
THEODORE TRAVERS.
My dear fellow, I never was young. Age is a question of senses, not of seasons. I was born pretty much as you see me now. I told my first lie before most children can lisp the truth. I posed before most children can stand. I drank brandy at an age when most children lick sherbet, and made love while my co-temporaries were making mudpies.
JACK MEDBURY.
I wonder you care to stop on any longer in this world.
THEODORE TRAVERS.
Duty, my dear fellow. I'm wanted down here. The age requires me. Great men are scarce.
TED MORRIS.
And modest—I always thought.