That’s the one, sir.

St. Herbert. Why is the working man, for pictorial purposes, always a carpenter?

Ginger. It’s the skirt we object to.

Geoffrey. The skirt! What’s wrong with the skirt?

Ginger. Well, it’s only been out of fashion for the last three years, that’s all.

Geoffrey. Oh! I see. (To St. Herbert.) We’ve been hitting them below the belt. What do you think I ought to do about it?

St. Herbert. What would you have thought yourself, three weeks ago?

Geoffrey. You and I have been friends ever since we were boys. You rather like me, don’t you?

St. Herbert. (Puzzled.) Yes.

Geoffrey. If I were to suddenly hit you on the nose, what would happen?