Helen

[to Ernest]

Oh, you have plenty of men assistants who can estimate antitoxin units.

Ernest

Men assistants lose interest. They are all so confoundedly ambitious to do original work. Why is it women can stand day after day of monotonous detail better than men?

Helen

Because men always made them tend the home!

Judge

Ah, nothing like a good old-fashioned love scene—in the scientific spirit.

Helen