[shaking with laughter]
Was there ever in the world anything like it!... Well, children, see here. He's willing to lie for your sake. She's willing to die for your sake. Now, why not just split the difference and have a civil ceremony for our sake.
Theodore
No, they will marry for a better reason. Think of the sin of it! [To Helen.] Have you no sense of sin?
Judge
If not, think of the humor of it! Have you no sense of humor?
Helen
[still drying eyes and smiling to Judge]
Not a scrap. Neither has Ernest. Have you, dear?
Ernest