A Comedy in Three Acts

New York: Astor Theatre: Produced by Selwyn & Company,
Dec. 25, 1917, under the direction of Roi Cooper Megrue.
The scene is a week-end at a country house not far away; the time,
Saturday afternoon, Sunday morning, and Sunday evening.
THE PEOPLE AT THE HOUSE
(As You Meet Them)

JEAN, the host's younger sister, who has been brought up to be married and nothing elseLOTUS ROBB
REX, an unmarried neighbor, who has not been brought up to be anything but richHAROLD WEST
LUCY, the hostess, who is trying her best to be "just an old-fashioned wife" in a new-fashioned home,BEATRICE BECKLEY
UNCLE EVERETT, a Judge, who belongs to the older generation and yet understands the new—and believes in divorceNAT C. GOODWIN
COUSIN THEODORE, a clergyman and yet a human being, who believes in everything—except divorce,ERNEST LAWFORD
JOHN, who owns the house and almost every one in it—and does not believe in divorceEDMUND BREESE
HELEN, the host's other sister, whom every one wants to marry, but who doesn't want to marry any one,ESTELLE WINWOOD
ERNEST, a scientist, who believes in neither divorce nor marriage but makes a great discoverySHELLEY HULL
(By arrangement with George C. Tyler)
THE BUTLERRICHARD PITMAN
THE FOOTMANWALTER GOODSON

ADVANCE NOTICE
BY THE AUTHOR

One afternoon shortly before the New York "opening" of this comedy a most estimable lady sat down to make me a cup of tea.

"Now, do tell me, what is your play about?" she inquired with commendable enthusiasm. For, being a true woman, she had early achieved the becoming habit of letting members of the superior sex talk about themselves.

"'Why Marry?'" said I, "tells the truth about marriage."

"Oh, why," she expostulated, "why write unpleasant plays?"

"But it is not 'unpleasant.'"