Theodore

No! not that!

Judge

Well, we solemnly promised to love each other until death did us part. We have broken that sacred vow! I don't love her; she doesn't love me—not in the least!

John

Rot! A matured, middle-aged man, a distinguished member of the bar—break up his home for that? Damned rot!

Judge

Right again, John. That's not why I'm breaking up my home. I prefer my club. What does the modern home amount to? Merely a place to leave your wife.

Lucy

Of course, it doesn't matter about the poor little wife left at home.