"I see and hear things."
"Really?"
"Do you believe in ESP?"
"I've sometimes wondered."
"Test me as much as you like. You'll find that in any game of chance, I score consistently far below the level of wins I should get by the law of averages. I'm psionically subnormal. And that's just the beginning."
"This must be really new," the intern said, eyes shining.
"It is," I assured him. "And listen, Doctor, you don't want to turn something like me over to your superiors, to leave me to the mercies of the A.M.A. This can be big, Doctor, big."
They offered Hagle's Disease to a lot of comedians, but finally it was the new guy, Biff Kelsey, that got it and made it his own. He did a thirty-hour telethon for Hagle's Disease.
Things really started to roll then. Boston coughed up three hundred thousand alone. The most touching contribution came from Carrville.