“You gotta eat more beans before you can pull like a regular sailor. Women ain’t no use on a ship except to eat up grub.”

Then he burst into a chantey that sailors sing about “Womenfolk on Ships,” and put my name in it.

This is the song:

“Sweet Joan, a maiden of fourteen years old,

Not once in her life had been kissed.

Except by her cats and her dogs, I been told,

And the beauties of life she had missed.

“And OH! how she longed for the love of a man

But all seemed to turn her away.

Till one day she set on a capital plan