And the good Schoolmaster he smote that chief,
He smote both hips and he smote both thighs;
And he said as he smote, “It is my belief
This board is about your size.”
Beware the bully, of his words beware,
His triangular lips are a nest of lies,
For he never did dare and he never will dare,
To bang a boy of his size.
MILLER, C. H. (Joaquin)