The spectators stood lazily as the judge entered, then reseated themselves and buzzed in anticipation.
"Your witness has arrived?" the judge asked.
"Yes, Your Honor," the Prosecutor replied.
"Then call him."
The witness was called and sworn in as the spectators gawked at him eagerly.
"Good looking. Dark. Evil eyes though. Black eyes. I like dark eyes, don't you?"
"Dark blue coat. Lime green sports shirt. Nice combination. Must have a suit made with those colors."
"Nasty look about that fellow. Wouldn't trust him."
"Who is he?"