The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann

by Joel Chandler Harris

Aunt Minervy Ann resumed her seat, with a chuckle, apparently ashamed that she had been betrayed into such a display of energy and emotion, saying, “Yessum, she sho’ went.”

“I don’t wonder at it,” remarked the lady of the house, with a long-drawn sigh of relief.

Aunt Minervy Ann laughed again, rather sheepishly, and then, after rubbing her hands together, took up the thread of the narrative, this time directing her words to me: “All de way ter de house, suh, she ain’t say two words. She had holt er my han’, but she ain’t walk like she uz weak. She went along ez peart ez I did. When we got dar, some er de niggers wuz out in de flower gyarden an’ out in de big grove callin’ ’er; an’ dey call so loud dat I hatter put um down. ‘Hush up!’ I say, ‘an’ go on ’bout yo’ business! Can’t yo’ Miss Sadie take a walk widout a whole passel er you niggers a-hollerin’ yo’ heads off?’ One un um make answer, ‘Miss Fanny huntin’ fer ’er.’ She sorter grip my han’ at dat, but I say, ‘She de one you wanter see—her an’ Gabe Towers.’

“We went up on de po’ch, an’ dar wuz Miss Fanny an’ likewise Marse Gabe. I know’d what dey wanted; dey wanted ter talk wid ’er ’bout Marse Jesse. She clum de steps fus’ an’ I clum atter her. She cotch ’er breff hard when she fus’ hit de steps, an’ den it come over me like a flash how deep an’ big her trouble wuz, an’ I tell you right now, ef dat had ’a’ been Miss Vallie gwine up dar, I b’lieve I’d ’a’ flew at ol’ Gabe Towers an’ to’ ’im lim’ fum lim’ ’fo’ anybody could ’a’ pull me off. Hit’s de trufe! You may laugh, but I sho’ would ’a’ done it. I had it in me. Miss Fanny seed sump’n wuz wrong, de minnit de light fell on de gal’s face. She say, ‘Why, Sadie, darlin’, what de matter wid you?’—des so—an’ made ez ef ter put ’er arms ’roun’ ’er; but Miss Sadie swunk back. Miss Fanny sorter swell up. She say, ‘Oh, ef I’ve hurt yo’ feelin’s ter-day—ter-day uv all de days—please, please fergi’ me!’ Well, suh, I dunner whar all dis gwine ter lead ter, an’ I put in, ‘She des wanter have a talk wid you an’ Marse Gabe, Miss Fanny; an’ ef ter-day is one er de days her feelin’s oughtn’ter be hurted, take keer dat you don’t do it. Kyar ’er in de parler dar, Miss Fanny.’ I ’speck you’ll think I wuz takin’ a mighty heap on myse’f, fer a nigger ’oman,” remarked Aunt Minervy Ann, smoothing the wrinkles out of her lap, “but I wuz des ez much at home in dat house ez I wuz in my own, an’ des ez free wid um ez I wuz wid my own folks. Miss Fanny look skeer’d, an’ Marse Gabe foller’d atter, rubbin’ a little mole he had on de top er his head. When he wus worried er aggervated, he allers rub dat mole.

“Well, suh, dey went in, dey did, an’ I shot de do’ an’ tuck up my stan’ close by, ready fer to go in when Miss Sadie call me. I had myse’f keyed up ter de p’int whar I’d ’a’ tol’ Marse Gabe sump’n ’bout his own fambly connection; you know dey ain’t nobody but what got i’on rust on some er der cloze. But dey stayed in dar an’ stayed, twel I ’gun ter git oneasy. All kinder quare idees run th’oo my head. Atter while some un pull de do’ open, an’ hol’ it dat away, an’ I hear Marse Gabe say, wid a trimble an’ ketch in his th’oat, ‘Don’t talk so, chil’. Ef you done wrong, you ain’t hurt nobody but yo’se’f, an’ it oughtn’ter hurt you. You been a mighty big blessin’ ter me, an’ ter Fanny here, an’ I wouldn’t ’a’ missed knowin’ you, not fer nothin’. Wid dat, he come out cle’rin up his th’oat an’ blowin’ his nose twel it soun’ like a dinner-horn. His eye fell on me, an’ he ’low, ‘Look like you er allers on han’ when dey’s trouble.’ I made answer, ‘Well, Marse Gabe, dey might be wusser ones ’roun’ dan me.’ He look at me right hard an’ say, ‘Dey ain’t no better, Minervy Ann.’ Well, suh, little mo’ an’ I’d ’a’ broke down, it come so sudden. I had ter gulp hard an’ quick, I tell you. He say, ‘Minervy Ann, go back dar an’ tell de house-gal ter wake up de carriage-driver ef he’s ’sleep, an’ tell ’im to go meet Jesse at de train. An’ he mus’ tell Jesse dat we’d ’a’ all come, but his ma ain’t feelin’ so well.’ I say, ‘I’ll go wake ’im up myse’f, suh.’ I look in de parler an’ say, ‘Miss Sadie, does you need me right now?’ She ’low, ‘No, not right now; I’ll stay twel—twel Mr. Towers come.’ Miss Fanny wuz settin’ dar holdin’ Miss Sadie’s han’.

“I’ll never tell you how dey patcht it up in dar, but I made a long guess. Fus’ an’ fo’mus’, dey wuz right down fon’ er Miss Sadie, an’ den ef she run off time Marse Jesse put his foot in de town dey’d be a big scandal; an’ so dey fix it up dat ef she wuz bleeze ter go, ’twuz better to go a mont’ er two atter Marse Jesse come back. Folks may like you mighty well, but dey allers got one eye on der own consarns. Dat de way I put it down.

“Well, suh, de wuss job wuz lef’ fer de las’, ’kaze dar wuz Marse Jesse. Sump’n tol’ me dat he oughter know what been gwine on ’fo’ he got in de house, ’kaze den he won’t be aggervated inter sayin’ an’ doin’ sump’n he oughtn’ter. So when de carriage wuz ready, I got in an’ went down ter de depot; an’ when Marse Jesse got off de train, I wuz de fus’ one he laid eyes on. I’d ’a’ never know’d ’im in de worl’, but he know’d me. He holler out, ‘Ef dar ain’t Aunt Minervy Ann! Bless yo’ ol’ soul! how you come on anyhow?’ He come mighty nigh huggin’ me, he wuz so glad ter see me. He wuz big ez a skinned hoss an’ strong ez a mule. He say, ‘Ef I had you in my min’ once, Aunt Minervy Ann, I had you in dar ten thousan’ times.’

“Whiles de carriage rollin’ ’long an’ grindin’ de san’ I try ter gi’ ’im a kinder inkling er what been gwine on, but ’twuz all a joke wid ’im. I wuz fear’d I mought go at ’im de wrong way, but I can’t do no better. I say, ‘Marse Jesse, yo’ wife been waitin’ here fer you a long time.’ He laugh an’ ’low, ‘Oh, yes! did she bring de childun?’ I say, ‘Shucks, Marse Jesse! Dey’s a lady in deep trouble at Marse Gabe’s house, an’ I don’t want you ter go dar jokin’. She’s a monst’us fine lady, too.’ Dis kinder steady ’im, an’ he say, ‘All right, Aunt Minervy Ann; I’ll behave myse’f des like a Sunday-school scholar. I won’t say bad words an’ I won’t talk loud.’ He had his fiddle-case in his lap, an’ he drummed on it like he keepin’ time ter some chune in his min’.

“Well, suh, we got dar in de due time, an’ ’twuz a great meetin’ ’twixt Marse Jesse an’ his folks. Dey des swarmed on ’im, ez you may say, an’ while dis gwine on, I went in de parler whar Miss Sadie wuz. She wuz pale, tooby sha’, but she had done firm’d ’erse’f. She wuz standin’ by de fier-place, lookin’ down, but she lookt up when she hear de do’ open, an’ den she say, ‘I’m mighty glad it’s you, Aunt Minervy Ann; I want you ter stay in here.’ I ’low, ‘I’ll stay, honey, ef you say stay.’ Den she tuck ’er stand by me an’ cotch holt er my arm wid bofe ’er han’s an’ kinder leant ag’in me.

“Bimeby, here come Marse Jesse. Trouble wuz in his eye when he open de do’, but when he saw de gal, his face lit up des like when you strike a match in a closet. He say, ‘Why, Miss Sadie! You dunner how glad I is ter see you. I been huntin’ all over de country fer you.’ He make ez ef ter shake han’s, but she draw’d back. Dis cut ’im. He say: ‘What de matter? Who you in mournin’ fer?’ She ’low, ‘Fer myse’f.’ Wid dat she wuz gwine on ter tel ’im ’bout what she had done, but he wouldn’t have it dat way. He say, ‘When I come back ter life, atter I wuz drownded, I ’gun ter hunt fer you des ez soon’s I got out’n de hospittle. I wuz huntin’ fer you ter tell you dat I love you. I’d ’a’ tol’ you dat den, an’ I tell you dat now.’ She grip my arm mighty hard at dat. Marse Jesse went on mightly. He tell ’er dat she ain’t done nobody no harm, dat she wuz welcome ter his name ef he’d ’a’ been dead, an’ mo’ welcome now dat he wuz livin’. She try ter put in a word here an’ dar, but he won’t have it. Stan’in’ up dar he wuz ol’ Gabe Towers over ag’in; ’twuz de fus’ time I know’d he faver’d ’im.