B. I readily believe, that this very thing you desire, will not only be exceedingly pleasing unto your self, but also unto many others besides. The Expences are but very small, and the Labours thereupon but little, so that each days Fire, which the Matter is to be set upon, may be taken Care for, in half an hours space. But now, though the Philosophers have made mention of very small Expences, and have comprised them in the compass of a couple of Florins, yet is that saying to be otherwise understood. Those Ancients made use of the greatest Florins, viz. the Rhenish ones, and also the Hungarian Crowns, each of which is of the value of five of our Florins. And if you thus understand it after this compute, I can easily shew unto you the Truth of their Assertion.
C. I do even think as you say: Sure we must not expect any [such] things for nothing; I am content, [and therefore, pray] let us proceed.
B. If our Work be called the labour of Women, and Boys play, it is expedient, that it be like unto Womens work, and Boys play: For else the Philosophers would have used an unfit similitude. You well know, what Labours your Wife is chiefly busied about, and what her daily Labour is she imploys her self in.
C. Yes, verily I daily see, that she doth boyl Food necessary for the Use of the whole Family, and being boyl’d sets it upon the Table to be eaten. This Labour she performs, at least twice every day, when Dinner and Supper is ended, she doth wash the Dishes, Pots, Goblets, and other Vessels, and cleans them, and makes them fit to put other new Food in, and to be served out to the Table. Besides too, this is her Office and Care, if haply a Pot be broken, or crackt, whereby it is made unfit to hold moisture any more, to substitute (in defect of Iron Pots) a new Pot made of Potters Clay, in the stead thereof: Such and the like Labours, as these, are in our Country called the Womens work.
B. Well, be it so: I will likewise shew unto thee, such a Labour in Chymical Operations, as resembles this. Therefore, like as the Female Sex do first wash the Flesh, Fish, Rapes, Pot-herbs, Roots, Apples, Pears, or other things with pure Water, which they mean to boyl, and then put them into the Pot, and pour thereunto as much Water as is requisite, and place it over the Fire, and boyl it so long, till all the crudity, or rawness being vanisht, the Meats become grateful to the Palat, and pleasant, and easily digestible by the Stomach. [So do we] They do likewise sometimes pour Wine upon Flesh and Fish, instead of Water, and add as much Salt as is convenient, together with some Spices, or odoriferous Herbs, by which they give the Fish and Flesh a most excellent Taste. But yet we must not forget Salt, above all the other Spices, or Seasonings, and odoriferous Herbs, for it Corrects and maturates the Flesh, Fish, and other hard Meats, more than other Spices. For we can well enough want these if they are not at hand, but as for Salt, there is always need of that, about the boyling of Flesh, Fish, and other Food. If therefore Flesh, or Fish are to be boyld well, then Salt water is requisite; and as for all the other Additions of Herbs, and odoriferous Spices, they only serve to give it a good pleasant Taste, and make it acceptable to the Palat, and to the Smelling. For the Flesh and Fish when boyl’d or stewed, do by their Magnetick Virtue attract so much Salt and grateful Savour, and Virtue, as they need: And that which remains, stays in the Water. Now the curious Dames do shut the tops of their Pots very well with their Covers, lest the efficacious Vapours should be forced away in fume by the Boyling, and not stay with the Flesh or other Meats. But the careless Housewifes do not much regard the covering of their Pots, from whence it comes to pass, that they lose these good and sweet Spirits, and then they fil up their Pots with new Water, by which doings, the Flesh, or Fish, do not get so sweet a Savour, as they would have, if that efficacious Water had been kept in and conserved. Some Women that are yet more curious, and diligent about their Cookery, do put upon their Pots, wherein they boyl their Meats, such a Cover as hath a fold in it, by which the Collected sweet and odoriferous Vapours may distil down into an under-put Vessel, which being thus gotten, they keep by them, to refresh and cherish with them, such as are weak and sick, when need requires. Others, to free themselves from this kind of Labour, do add as much Water as need is, together with Salt and Spices, to their Flesh, and so boyl it by little and little, shutting in the Vapours with a Cover, which else would go away, and the Meat taste of burning; And by doing thus, they are not necessitated to pour on any new Water, though this slow boyling takes up more time than that, which is done by a strong and uncessant Ebullition: I would have you well to observe these things, for ’tis not without cause that I utter them. And now let us examine the other similitude, and see what those Boys Plays are, that so we may afterwards accommodate even them too, to our Philosophical work. What therefore do you see concerning the Boys Plays, with what things, and after what manner do they Play?
C. How can I tell? They play as their Parents please to let them, or as they can get opportunity of Playing: As for my self, I do not grant my Children so much Liberty, to play when, and how they list themselves. I send them to the School and to the Church, and sometimes I allow them one hours Play for Recreations sake, nor do I allow them any other Play but at Bowls, [or Knickers] by which they moderately stir their Bodies, and exercise themselves, and Concoct their Meat, and this is far more profitable for them, than if they were constrained to sit always at home, without any exercise at all: Other play than this, I allow them not. Cards and Dice are unfit Plays for Boys, they are many times very hurtful to those of riper years, especially when by the too much abuse of them, they do so unprofitably waste their precious time, and cannot tell how to use a mean. I have indeed otherwise seen Boys, that meeting with some Sand get [thereout of] bright Stones, and play with them, but yet this is not usual. However, there is no play more frequent amongst Children, than that of Bowls, [or Knickers] which play they daily use, whatsoever time they can steal, to that purpose. Yea both at their going to School, and returning from School, you may see them presently busied about their Rubbers, or Knickers-play. They are very hardly restrained therefrom. If they want Money to buy the Bowls, or Knickers, they get a little piece of Potters Clay and moisten it with Water, and make up their little Bowls, or Pellets in their hands, and harden them in the Fire; which I remember, when I was a Boy, I often did. And besides this Boys play, no other is known unto me.
B. Very good, you have hit the nail on the head: And now let us see, whether or no the ancient Philosophers have (after the manner of Boys) played with small Bowls, or Knickers? and whether, or no, they have boyl’d their work in Pots, with as easie a Labour, as Women do. For of necessity they must have hit on doing after this wise, else could they not have compared their work to the Labour of Women, and play of Children. So then, if we are to imitate Women and Boys in our Operation, what Matters are we to make use of, for our boyling, in the stead of Flesh, Fish, and other Meats; and what Water is it, that is to be poured thereupon. For if we are minded to do any good effect, ’tis expedient, that we likewise know, what those Matters are, which admit of being boyled unto a Maturity in our fiery Water, and these verily must be such, (seeing they are to be maturated by boyling) as have a great Affinity with the said Water: Forasmuch therefore, as our Water is of a Metallick Nature, and yet all the Metals do in a manner arise, or proceed (in the Earth) therefrom, and are even at this very day advanced, by the very same (by the help of the Terrestrial and Central fire) by little and little unto perfection: All that we have to do is, to imitate the simplicity of Nature, which will never seduce us, for so without question, those most ancient Philosophers did do, who having borrowed their wonderful Work from Nature her self, do advise us to do no more, but to follow Nature, and to begin there, where Nature left off, and to ascend higher and to make that perfect, which is as yet imperfect: God hath prefixed unto Nature her bounds, which she cannot transgress [or go beyond:] But Art, doth much excel Nature, and performs those things which Nature cannot accomplish: Yea more, that which she can hardly do in the Earth in a thousand years time, Art effects in one year, and this is easily confirmed by many Testimonies. Now as to the Generation and Maturation of the Metals, Nature useth a most simple or plain way, a very slow one, but yet safe. From thence ariseth the Errour of many a Man, who do not follow Nature, but the guidance of their own phantastick Brains, never effecting ought of good, but remain always Novellists in the same, what Labours soever they undertake, and what Expences soever they are at: Although the ancient Philosophers do by their many Admonitions set afore us, that most simple Course of Nature for us to imitate; and they have especially hinted to us, that their Work is so simple, that should they but openly and clearly have treated of the same, even the Women would deride it and say, that the Male kind had learned their Art from them. Yea, it is so very vile a Work, that no Body would be able to believe it, and upon this Account, the Philosophers have done their utmost, to hide and obscure the Art the most they could, least they should be contemned by the proud deriders, (who Soaring aloft seek after things too high for them,) and be accounted for Cheats and false Writers. And this is the main and chiefest Reason, why this Art being so wrapt up in darkness of a most profound Silence, lyes hitherto hid from the whole Troop of Sophisters, and such deriding Fellows. Sendivow (as we have already several times hinted) doth expresly say, that he had oftentimes declared the whole Art, to not a few word for word, unto whom, that Art did nevertheless seem so very vile and mean, that they could not at all believe any likelihood of Truth in his most true words, and so left the Work unattempted. The same Sendivow doth also say, That had the most skilful Hermes, the most quick witted Geber, and most illuminated Lully been again alive, and beheld our Laboratories stored with so many, and such various Instruments of Glass, Earth, Iron, and other Matters, and such several Fornaces, they would be ravished into a most high Admiration, like so many Boys, and would be but as it were our Scholars, as concerning those Vessels and Fornaces, all which however, we have learned from their Writings, but yet we are destitute of that most excellent Work which was wrought by them in so simple a Way, and it hitherto flies our subtile and acute Wits. And, my dear Friend, he also tells us, that we should fly aloft into the lofty Air with our Wings, for the Work is simple, vile and abject, the which, you may sooner comprehend [or feel] with your hands, than apprehend by the subtilty of your Wit or Cogitations.
C. All these things may very sufficiently serve to rid us out of so great a Labyrinth, but I pray, Sir, how comes it about, that we do sottishly persuade our selves, that those things are so very difficult, which notwithstanding are so very simple, vile, and abject.
B. It is indeed, to him that has knowledge of the same, an easie, vile, and simple thing: But very difficult and intricate to him, that laying aside the way of Nature, thinks himself able to learn so great an Art out of Books, which (by their leave) though, seems a thing almost impossible to be done. For the Philosophers have so prolixly, intricately, and obscurely described the whole Mystery, that their so prolix and dark Writings would sooner lead a Man from the true and right way, so far off are they from reducing him thereinto.
C. I my self find, that this is most certainly true, for I never heard as yet of any Man, or read of any, that learned the Art out of Books: But that almost all of them who were skilled in the same, do Confess, that they became Masters of the same, either by Divine Inspiration or Revelation, or by the help of some Friend. There’s no Body can contradict those things which you have here induced, for the Confirmation of your Opinion. And now, Sir, let us set upon the Work it self, and diligently pray unto God and wait for his Blessing.