You’ll find them one half cold, and one half crude.

One leaves the play to spend the night

Upon a wench’s breast in wild delight;

Another sets him down to cards, or calls

For rattling dice, or clicking billiard balls.

For such like hearers, and for ends like these

Why should a bard the gentle Muses tease?

I tell you, give them more, and ever more, and still

A little more, if you would prove your skill.

And since they can’t discern the finer quality,