As he is fond to do in his old mill,

He would not take it half so ill;

Especially if you take care to bring

Your praiseful offering to his master skill.

Proctophantasmist.

What! still there, phantoms? this is past endurance!

In this enlightened age you have the assurance

To show your face and play your tricks undaunted;

We are so wise, and yet a man’s own house is haunted.

How long have I not swept the cobwebs of delusion,